AG207's Magic 8 Ball coming to GMMA!

Johan and Dag might remember it, quite possibly the best thing to ever come out of MMALinker, Aguiar207's Magic 8 Ball predictions.

I'll publishing them withing the next 2 hours as I'm drunk and this might take a while, but I hope the GMMA community likes it and convinces me to put on more. I'm iffy on it, had my retirement for it at UFC 144 on JTF but I really like this site and feel you all deserve my best.

Updates on this within the next 2 hours if anyone comes online.

Let it be known this is the first non-UFC 8 ball I've done, and in my Kraken drunkeness I feel like I need to Randy Couture the 8 ball and come out of retirement. Fuck it, no retirement (until I'm sober then we'll see where I go with this).

UNITE GLORY 15 BITCHES.

Will Ilir Latifi eat shit in the debut for UG15?

It is certain. Figured since he was TKO by Mizuno.

Will Cesario di Domenico run town on TBA?

YES. TBA must suck.

Will Stojnic/Ricco steal the show on the prelims?

My reply is no.

Will Ricco use his experience to thwart Stojnic?

Without a doubt. Booooooo.

Will Depret see United Glory succes again in his 4th appearance?

Yes - Definitely.

Submission win?

Outlook not so good.

Decision?

Signs point to yes.

Will Jurkovic continue his impress run?

Very doubtful.

Will Cenik stop Igor?

Better not tell you now.

Will Cro Cop ever win a meaningful fight again?

My reply is no. Saw that one coming.

Will Cenik stop Igor?

Yes - Definitely.

Will RVR come back from a lackluster performance, and stop Askerov?

Yes - Definitely.

Will Kharitonov put that Mike Kogan lookalike 6 feet under in under a round?

Outlook not so good.

Will the Mike Kogan lookalike pull off the upset against Special K?

Without a doubt. Hope it doesn't look like the Jaideep fight

Will JLB/Zimmerman be an instant classic?

Don't count on it. Poor JLB

Will Zimmergruntz put the stamp on JLB's career?

It is decidedly so. Damn thats sad.

Will Guidon/Schilt look like two uncoordinated fucks trying to joust?

Without a doubt. Thats about right.

Will Schilt be the more impressive of the two scrubs?

My reply is no. HAHAHAHA.

Will Schilt fall to the paws of Guidon?

My sources say no.

Will Guidon win a controversial decision?

Yes - Definitely. HAHAHAHAHAHA.

Excellent, I've missed this 8)

will dana white be exposed for fucking male midgets in the ass?