BREAKING: M-1 and UFC agree to co-promote. Fedor signs with ZUFFA

APRIL FOOLZ

I was expecting that , but for a second my brain almost exploded.

Let's see how many people fall for that one. MUAHAHA!

obvious april fools

When something bad happens to me (wrong order, stubbed my toe, etc. etc.) I don't say "damn" or "fuck"
or things like that. I scream "zuuuuuuuufffffffffffffffffaaaaaaaaaa" as I shake my fist to the sky.

Of course it's April Fool's -- because I just won the lottery and bought Zuffa and fired their CEO and president. So yes, UFC will now co-promote with M-1 and we will see Fedor fight the top UFC heavyweights, all in one night.

Oh yeah -- and in a ring.