Food, Ride, or Sex

Ok, this is an old game from Saturday Night Live. You have to give three choices of food, a ride and someone (or something) to have sex with and your friends have to choose one. The trick is to make the degree of attraction equally good (or bad) among all three choices so it is hard to choose. I will start.












Waguy Kobe beef filet (perfect medium rare)











A Maserati Granturismo







OR











Alyssa Milano circa 1997

Remember, you can only choose ONE.

Food.

I would say ride, but after 2 DUI arrests, I'm tired of driving. And I would say sex, but I've drank enough tonight, that the food looks incredible, and I don't know if I could satisfy the broad at this very moment.

^ not a Who's the Boss fan obviously..

Actually, I don't understand the game.

Any non-gayman would have to say sex.

But ride, does that mean I can take it for a spin or something?

If it is a one time run on any one of them, obviously sex.

But, given my state of mind at this instant, the stake looked great, but I'd take the broad.

brace wrote:^ not a Who's the Boss fan obviously..

Who's the whaa?

Ehh, maybe you are too young. Who's the Boss was a TV show Alyssa Milano was on as a little kid then a hot teenager and Tony Danza was her father. It's a subject of many drunken and dirty nostaligic conversations between my friends.

nodogoshi wrote:Actually, I don't understand the game.

Any non-gayman would have to say sex.

But ride, does that mean I can take it for a spin or something?

If it is a one time run on any one of them, obviously sex.

But, given my state of mind at this instant, the stake looked great, but I'd take the broad.

No, you have to weigh all the options of a choice as you see it. For example, I would probably choose Alyssa Milano, because I grew up watching Who's the Boss. But some people may not like her because of her hairy eyetalian forearms and asking people to sponsor African children (in the future.) Some people may be car fans or may remember the Maserati as one of the cars from the PS racing game Gran Turismo and pick that instead, or they are foodies and they pick the food. It's a pop culture game.

I had a crush on Milano when I was younger so I choose her.

I'll give you a harder one:








A hot dog










A unicycle




OR











Queen Latifah

for the first one: it's hard deciding whether i want to eat beef or box while stoned

for the second one: unicycle because i'm sure there's goofy girls who dig unicycles who, imo, look better than Queen Lahteafer

If I get to put mustard on the hot dog I would pick that..

I want to try a unicycle, Latifah not so much.

AudaxPowder wrote:for the first one: it's hard deciding whether i want to eat beef or box while stoned

for the second one: unicycle because i'm sure there's goofy girls who dig unicycles who, imo, look better than Queen Lahteafer

Wagyu beef is renowned as a religious experience and Alyssa Milano is hot, no doubt, but lets face it, not a very good actress..

The second one is pretty easy. The Hot Dog definately.

I'm gonna give you a themed one. If you guess the theme, extra cool points..













Yogurt










A taxi cab.



or










Cybill Shepherd

I don't like yogurt, and don't need a cab so i'll get sex then hahah. she's past her prime but i don't know, i could go for a milf

BTW the theme you mean the Taxi Driver movie? she's one of the characters in the movie. I don't remember everything to relate the yogurt too, so that's my only idea for now.

Wolfman wrote:I don't like yogurt, and don't need a cab so i'll get sex then hahah. she's past her prime but i don't know, i could go for a milf

BTW the theme you mean the Taxi Driver movie? she's one of the characters in the movie. I don't remember everything to relate the yogurt too, so that's my only idea for now.

You are correct. The theme is Taxi Driver. In the movie, Travis the taxi driver eats yogurt, drives a taxi and goes out on a date with Cybill Shepherd. So you win the Arne Chan Cool German Award.

Btw, I also choose Cybill Shepherd because she is smoking hot in the movie.

I didn't remembered the iogurt scene. At least i won and i'm a cool german now.

So i'll leave one here. Prepare because this one is hardcore. I'll try to make a themed one too later.

wow, this is pretty hard. Batman Monster Truck is self explanatory. Of course you had to pick burgers, which is my favorite food. And the big ass blond woman is outstanding and reminds me of a Brazilian girl I dated for a short time, tho she wasn't nearly as good looking.

:head explodes:

The burger is from Five Guys, which I like, but I think there are better burgers like Shake Shack and In n Out. It's between the crazy truck and the chick.

If only it was the actual Batmobile from any of the movies or comic books, I would pick that, but I am going with the sweet ass. I hope she's not fat, because that's a lot of ass and a weird angle.. lol

This was a split decision by one point and it took me like half an hour to decide lol. You are a sick man..

^ Gyudon beef. Fuck yea.

I don't know how to ride a motorcycle and the girl is cute but reminds me of Dragoncon, not that it's a bad thing. Is that anybody from a Japanese scene? If I knew more maybe I reconsider..

Sorry for this, I can't quite help myself.

But, 'gyu' means beef. So 'gyudon beef' means "beef beef and rice bowl." Same with 'wagyu beef.' It means "beef Japanese beef."

Anyway, keep typing how you like. It makes much sense to include 'beef' because most people wouldn't know what 'gyu' means.

I would eat the gyudon off the chick 8)
Wheres the beef!? IQ knows where